"I think I know," said one child.
"Well, Dorothy?"
"The Epistles were the Lady Apostles."
A STORY ABOUT CHICAGO
Two New York women were lunching together at a favorite café.
"One hears strange stories about Chicago," said the woman in the chinchilla tricorne, "but I never believed half of them until I went there a while ago on a visit. Will you believe, my dear, that I went to a dinner where there was a little silver trumpet beside each soup plate?"
"What were they for?" inquired the girl with the violets.
"I didn't know at first, but I found out later that they were called 'soup coolers,' and were used for blowing the soup!" said the traveled one.
A BRIGHT PUPIL
A pupil in one of the rural schools of Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, was told by his teacher to form a sentence with the word "cuckoo" in it. The youngster at once replied, "Chust because she made those cuckoo eyes."