A VIEW IN SCOTLAND

Two smart young men from London once came upon a respectable-looking shepherd in Argyleshire, and accosted him with:

"You have a very fine view here--you can see a great way."

"Yu ay, yu ay, a ferry great way."

"Ah! you can see America here, I suppose?"

"Farrar than that."

"How is that?"

"Yu jist wait tule the mists gang awa' and you'll see the mune."

A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING

Colonel Maltby tells of a neighbor of his at St. David's who went home at a rather unusual hour of the day.