A VIEW IN SCOTLAND
Two smart young men from London once came upon a respectable-looking shepherd in Argyleshire, and accosted him with:
"You have a very fine view here--you can see a great way."
"Yu ay, yu ay, a ferry great way."
"Ah! you can see America here, I suppose?"
"Farrar than that."
"How is that?"
"Yu jist wait tule the mists gang awa' and you'll see the mune."
A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING
Colonel Maltby tells of a neighbor of his at St. David's who went home at a rather unusual hour of the day.