"The evidence will convict the prisoner sure," remarked one.
"Not only convict him, but will hang him," returned the other.
"Man alive! They don't hang murderers in New York!"
"Well, what do they do with them?"
"Kill them with elocution."
HE DID
Judge Parker is said to tell as a favorite story the tale of a young man in Savannah named Du Bose, who invited his sweetheart to take a buggy ride with him. The young woman had a very fetching lisp. When they reached a rather lonesome bit of road the young man announced:
"This is where you have to pay toll. The toll is either a kiss or a squeeze."
"Oh, Mr. Du Both!" exclaimed his companion.
NOT AT HOME