"People who ride on street cars ought to pay according to weight," he snapped to the conductor.
"If they did," answered one of the big fellows good naturedly, "the car wouldn't stop for you."
LARGE ENOUGH
One day last summer two small boys were playing near the country road. A young lady approached them.
"Little boy," said she, "can you tell me if I can get through this gate to the pike?"
"Yes'm, I think so. A load of hay went through five minutes ago."
SO HE WOULD
Charlie Brown, aged ten years, has a baby brother about three weeks old, of which he is very proud. A neighbor who delights to tease met Charlie on the street a few days ago and said to him:
"Charlie, what makes that baby over at your house cry so much? I never heard a baby cry so often. Why it cries all the time."
Charlie looked at his interlocutor a moment and replied: