Here is the answer turned in by one of the girls:

"The Lord's Prayer, the Bible, by God."

WHAT HE HAD READ

An unlettered Irishman's application to the Court of Naturalization resulted in the following dialogue:

Judge: "Have you read the Declaration of Independence?"

Applicant: "No, sir."

Judge: "Have you read the Constitution of the United States?"

Applicant: "No, sir."

Judge: "Have you read the history of the United States?"

Applicant: "No, sir."