"Harold," she said, "where is that pink image?"
Harold frowned, as he answered defiantly: "I gave it to Richard, and if he's alive to-morrow, I'm going to eat the other one myself."
A LITERAL SCHOLAR
A professor of the Cornell Law School tells the following story of a student in one of his freshmen classes:
The members of the class had been answering questions in moot-court, and the subject under discussion was a cow which had been killed by a railway train. Each student was required to fill out a paper on the case.
"This brilliant youth," says the professor, "wrote with all seriousness after 'Disposition of the Carcass': 'Mild and gentle.'"
ESTABLISHED HIS IDENTITY
In a Kentucky court room, a prominent lawyer of that state was defending a prisoner charged with horse stealing, and a witness was swearing as to the identity of the stolen horse.
"How do you know this is the same horse?" asked the lawyer.
"Why, I just know it is," said the witness.