"Well, how?" again asked the man of law.
"I can't tell exactly how; but I know it is as well as I know that you are General H----."
"Well, how do you know that I am General H----?"
"Because just before dinner I heard Mr. C---- say, 'General H----, let's go and take a drink, and you went."
WAS REMARKED BEFORE
A certain good clergyman was once riding in a city street-car, and when passing a large and very handsome church a fellow-passenger turned to him and said:
"If these Christians would stop building fine churches and give the money to the poor, it would be more to their credit."
"I've heard that remark before," was the quiet rejoinder.
"Indeed! and by whom, may I ask?"
"Judas Iscariot!" was the crushing answer.