SAYINGS WISE AND WITTY.—626.
It iz highly important that when a man makes up hiz mind tew bekum a raskal, that he should examine hizself clusly, and see if he aint better konstrukted for a phool.
I argy in this way; if a man iz right, he kant be too radikal; if he iz rong, he kant be too consarvatiff.
"Tell the truth, and shame the Devil;" i kno lots ov people who kan shame the devil eazy enuff, but the tother thing bothers them.
It iz a verry delikate job tew forgive a man, without lowering him in hiz own estimashun, and yures too.
Az a gineral thing, when a woman wares the britches she haz a good rite tew them.
It iz admitted now bi evryboddy that the man who kan git fat on berlony sassage has got a good deal of dorg in him.
Wooman's inflooenze iz powerful, espeshila when she wants ennything.
Sticking up yure noze don't prove ennything, for a sope biler, when he iz away from his hum, smells evrything.
No man luvs tew git beat, but it iz better tew git beat than tew be rong.