Don't mistake arroganse for wisdom; menny people hav thought they wuz wize, when tha waz onla windy.
Men aint apt tew git kicked out ov good society for being ritch.
The rode tew Ruin iz alwus kept in good repair, and the travelers pa the expense ov it.
If a man begins life bi being a fust Lutenant in hiz familee, he need never tew look for promoshun.
The only proffit thare is in keeping more than one dorg iz what you kan make on the board.
Young man, study Defference; it iz the best card in the pack.
Honesta iz the poor man's pork, and the rich man's pudding.
Thare iz a luxury in sumtimes feeling lonesum.
Thare is onla one advantage, that i kan see, in going tew the Devil, and that iz the rode iz easy, and yu are sure to git there.