By F. P. HEWKLEY, 1st Aust. Div. Sig. Coy.

By A. H. BARDIN, 1st Aust. Div. Engrs.

FOUR DESIGNS FOR “THE ANZAC MAGAZINE” COVER

FOR CONSTANTINOPLE
THESE SEVEN-LEAGUE TRENCH BOOTS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK

C. LEYSHON-WHITE—15

CORRESPONDENCE

Dear Mr. Editor,—Thinking that perhaps a little news about a hitherto unheard of department of the army (i.e. a Field Ambulance) might interest you, I have set down (having previously obtained the kind permission of the great-grandchildren of the justly celebrated Mr. Euclid, late of these parts, deceased) such axioms as will be of use and guidance to those requiring to know the habits of a Field Ambulance.

Ax. 1.—A Field Ambulance shall be an irregular conglomeration of humanity and other animals, which shall never under any circumstances conform to any fixed order or condition.