Classical Dancer—"Doctor, I want to be vaccinated somewhere where it won't show."
Doctor—"Well, miss, I'm afraid I will have to vaccinate internally."
The Safety Vent
A friend of mine fell asleep in the bathtub with the water running."
"Did the tub overflow?"
"Nope; luckily he sleeps with his mouth open."
Transcriber's Notes:
Obvious unintentional spelling (Canadian English) and punctuation errors repaired.