All Engaged
An Irishman who had lately come over was sent to call a taxi. In about half an hour he returned and reported as follows: "Some wan be the name of Hire has the most of thim ingaged, and the only wans he didn't have some wan else had."
Slim, Slimmer, Slimmest
Last week we read of a firm—manufacturers of petticoats—which went into bankruptcy. They stated in explanation that women, in the shrinking process of appearing taper, had ceased wearing 'em.
To-day we notice the advertisement of a ladies' tailor: "Suits made to order, with or without material."
Without material? Gad Zooks!
We cut out that ad and burned it lest our wife should find it.
Some Ditty
There was a young man from the city,
Who met what he thought was a kitty;
He gave it a pat
And said, "Nice little cat!"
And they buried his clothes out of pity.
Vaccination Problem