THE CHARMING FASHION OF LONG SKIRTS (1862).
Honestly, now—which of the two ought to apologize to the other?
Poet. What do you think of this little poem of mine, “She Would Not Smile.”
Editor. I think if you had read the poem to her she would have smiled.
Professor (turning angrily to class). This is intolerable! Every time I speak an imbecile talks.
Boarder (to landlady). Did you hear me come home last night?