Landlady. Did I? I heard you coming home for several hours!
“UNTO THIS LAST.”
Provincial (at the Leeds Exhibition). I’ve heeard as the paint on some o’ these yere “picters” comes to a matter o’ fi’ pounds sometimes, let alone the man’s time a layin’ of it on, yer know!!!
“VERY LIKE—VERY LIKE.”
Mr. B. A. Boone having given Smudger, R.H.A., leave to exhibit his portrait, is intensely delighted to find there is a slight mistake in the catalogue, and that the description really belonging to No. 82—“B. A. Boone, Esq., F.Z.S., etc.”—has been transferred to No. 28.
Eisenstein. Hello, old man, what makes you look so worried?
Rosenstein. The doctor ordered me to take a bath!