Eisenstein. Cheer up, old man! You can try this new dry cleaning process.
“See what a beautiful set of teeth the baroness has!”
Miss N. V. “Yes, it looks as if she had swallowed a piano, all but the keyboard.”
Charming Young Woman (to artist). But a hundred pounds seems to me too much for my portrait. I find it so easy to paint myself!
“You say your manager threw an inkstand at you?”
“Yes, he did, but I must say for him that he threw the blotting pad after it.”
