“Professor, I have come to express my gratitude. All that I know, I owe to you.”
Professor—“Come, come, friend, don’t mention it. Such a trifle is really not worth remembering.”
“INSPECTOR GENERAL: ‘ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR RATIONS?’”
At the Hatter’s.
“What! you say this hat is thirty florins?”
“Yes, sir; real Panama.”
“But I don’t see any holes in the top.”