There lay my hero!
Conrad van der Liede.
NEWSPAPER HUMOUR.
To keep apples from spoiling, they should be placed in a cool room in the house occupied by a family with eight children.
Florist. “Look at the blush on these roses, sir.”
Bachelor (with a look at his purse). “I see. They must be blushing at the exorbitant price you charge for them.”
FLORIST: “LOOK AT THE BLUSH ON THESE ROSES, SIR.”