Rural Sympathy.
“My boy,” said a happy mother, “has won the first prize at school.”
“I can understand your feelings. Oh, how well I remember how pleased I was when our pig took a prize at the show.”
“Blanco y Negro.”
In the Stalls.
“Do you notice how fat all the chorus are?”
“Yes, the manager is very economical, and the fat ones get the same pay as the thin but fill the stage better.”
“Blanco y Negro”
“Take care they don’t give you mule’s flesh,” said a mistress to her maid, who was going out marketing.