“And how can I tell, ma’am?”

“I don’t know, but mind you don’t buy any.”

“Good, ma’am; I won’t take any meat until the butcher has shown me the cow’s horns.”

La Ilustracion Española y Americana.

Furious wife to inflexible husband:—

“My health requires it. The doctor has ordered me a change of air.”

“Very well, my dear, use another fan.”

La Ilustracion Española y Americana.

The Anarchist Agitation.

Military police to poor wretch found in a miserable garret suspiciously hiding a paper:—