With his handy dandy, bacon and gravy,

Alas! says alderman Gobble.

So down the alderman ran in a fright,

Heigho! says Gobble;

And there sat John in a terrible plight

Astride on the ven’son bolt upright,

With his handy dandy, bacon and gravy,

Dear me! says alderman Gobble.

Was ever man so cruelly put on,

Heigho! says Gobble;