With his handy dandy, bacon and gravy,
Alas! says alderman Gobble.
So down the alderman ran in a fright,
Heigho! says Gobble;
And there sat John in a terrible plight
Astride on the ven’son bolt upright,
With his handy dandy, bacon and gravy,
Dear me! says alderman Gobble.
Was ever man so cruelly put on,
Heigho! says Gobble;