Get off the meat you rascally glutton,

You’ve made my ven’son a saddle of mutton,

With your handy dandy, bacon and gravy,

Good lack, says alderman Gobble.

Lord, sir, says Betty, what a splash,

Heigho! says Gobble;

’Tis a monstrous bad rumbistical crash,

But tomorrow I’ll tickle it up in a hash,

With your handy dandy, bacon and gravy,

Ay, do! says alderman Gobble.