"Looking for a job."


"Jones caught the hay fever from dancing with a grass widow."


[76] Of all the saws
That I ever saw saw,
I never saw a saw
Saw like this saw saws.


"I see villainy in your face," said a judge to a prisoner.

"May it please your honor," said the latter, "that is a personal reflection."


Don't pen missives to your best girl on postal cards. She may have suspicion that you do not care two cents for her.