"And you really think that a miss is as good as a mile?"
"Yaas, and a good deal better, for one can kiss a miss, when one couldn't kiss a mile, don'cher know?"
Friend—Do you permit your wife to have her own way?
Husband (positively)—No, sir. She has it without my permission.
"I'm not surprised that hair-dressers feel so much at ease in the society of the great."
"You're not?"
"No; they are surrounded at home by any number of big-wigs."