The girl who marries a title very frequently turns her fortune to a count.


There appears to be no affinity between the prestidigitator and the theatrical manager, yet they both make passes.


We don't always know just how the "other half" lives; but, in Chicago, the "better half" lives on her alimony.


"What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?"

"She gave me a turndown."