"What's the matter with Smith?"
"Why?"
"He goes along as abstractedly as though he were drunk and were seeing double."
"He is. They have twins at his home."
Business men who marry their typewriter girls are apt to find that the young women are not so ready to submit to dictation after the wedding.
The first impulse of the young married man, on being presented with his first baby, is to give it a-weigh.