"Of what, dear?"
"Telling the naked truth!"
Bess—May wears the worst clothes when she is riding horseback. Look at her now!
Fred—That certainly is one of her bad habits.
"That," said the loaf, pointing to the oven, "is where I was bred."
First Fly—Did it ever occur to you the baldheaded men have a keener sense of humor than others?
Second Fly—Well, I have noticed that they seem to be easily tickled.