Husband—Because it is a great melter.
He: Do you know, dear, you remind me of Huyler's candy.
She: Why? Because I am "so sweet?"
He: No! "Fresh every hour."
Landlady (proudly)—Nothing goes to waste in this house. I make hash out of everything that's left over.
Boarder—(musingly)—But what do you do with the hash that's left over?
Landlady—Re-hash it!