"You see he was standing under the trestle, and a freight train ran off the track and dropped on him."

"But how about the dew?"

"Why, the train was due!"


First Doctor—Well, doctor, I had a peculiar case to-day.

Second Doctor—What was it, please?

First Doctor—I attended a grass widow who is afflicted with hay fever.


Fred—Did you hear of The Western Furniture Co. advertising for models.

Dick—What for?