Pat—"If I'm up first I'll make a chalk mark on the door."

Mike—"And if I get up first I'll rub it out!"


Sibly—When Steve proposed to me he acted like a fish out of water.

Tirpie—Why shouldn't he? He knew he was caught.


She—Why do they call it an arm of the sea?

He—Because it hugs the shore, I guess.


The sunshine warm and budding trees,
Made Johnny feel quite gay.
He went to swim—the obsequies
Are being held to-day.