A certain young man told his girl the other night that if she didn't marry him he'd get a rope and hang himself right in front of her home.
"Oh, please don't do it, Harry," she said. "You know father doesn't want you hanging around here."
Three women may a secret keep
If, as it has been said,
There's one of the lot has heard it not
And the other two are dead.
Lovett—You don't believe in divorce, then?
Hayter—No, sir; I've got too much sportin' blood.
Lovett—What has that to do with it?
Hayter—I believe in a fight to the finish.