She—Of course it is. What more do you want—a pair of socks?


"Hey, boy, where's your brother?"

"In the barn, shoein' horses."

"Where's your mother?"

"In the back yard, shooin' chickens."

"Where's your father?"

"In the hammock, shooin' flies."


"Harold!" began his wife, in a furious temper, "my mind is made up——"