Brown—"Peckhen has arrived safe. I just received a cablegram from him."

Smith—"Did he have a rough voyage?"

Brown—"No; his wife didn't go."


"Oh, live and let live, my man."

"Yes, I'd look well, wouldn't I? I'm a butcher."


Smith—I notice that Robinson has an article in the paper this morning.

Jones—Indeed! I didn't see it. What was it?