Clarence shuddered.
"Oh, well," he rejoined, after the manner of one resigned to his fate, "we can board."
If t-o-u-g-h spells tough,
And d-o-u-g-h spells dough,
Does s-n-o-u-g-h spell snuff?
Or, simply snow?
The Wife (savagely)—Don't let me catch you flirting.
The Husband (meekly)—No, dear, never again. That's the way you did catch me, you know!
He called her an angel before they were wed,
But that, alas! didn't endure.
For ere many months had passed over his head,
He wished that she was one for sure.