"There is a continual 'hello' around her head."
A husband and wife are considered one, but it is useless to try to work that gag on the landlord when he presents the board bill.
"You haven't a cent, and yet wish to marry Miss Bilyan. Don't you expect her father to kick you out?"
"Oh, no I intend to go before the footlights."
Young M.D.—That jig is up.
Old M.D.—What do you mean?
Young M.D.—That fellow with St. Vitus's dance died this morning.