"Yes," said Miss Pepprey, "but some old men make the mistake of thinking they are as young as they think they feel."
At a West End hotel one of the party asked:
"Have you got any celery, waiter?"
"No, sir," was the significant answer; "I relies on me tips."
Yeast—Did you ever try to dye eggs?
Crimsonbeak—No, I never did; but I've tried 'em after they were dead.
A dude from St. Louis named Crute
Had a habit of saying, "Oh, shoot!"
He said it one day
To a man in Ouray,
And that was the finish of Crute.