"No, but I've seen caricatures of him."
"Oh, they flatter him. You should see him."
1—Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter.
2—Guests wishing to get up without being called can have self-raising flour for supper.
3—The hotel is supported by a beautiful cemetery; hearses to hire, 25c. a day.
4—Guests wishing to do a little driving will find a hammer and nails in the closet.
5—If the room gets too warm, open the window and see the fire escape.
6—If you're fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift the mattress and see the bed spring.