Playwright—"There is a great climax in the last act. Just as two burglars climb in the kitchen window the clock strikes one; then——"
Manager Conn—"Be more explicit. Which one did the clock strike?"
"I sent a dollar last week" said the Good thing, "in answer to that advertisement offering a method of saving one-half my gas bills."
"And you got——"
"A printed slip directing me to paste them in a scrap-book."
"Did any of you ever see an elephant's skin?" inquired a teacher of a class of youths.
"I have," exclaimed one.
"Where?" asked the teacher.