"Yes. I do," replied the girly girl, frankly, "when there's a man in them."


When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion, it is always easy enough to change her complexion.


"My friend," said the long-coated old man, solemnly, "have you made preparation for the day of judgment?"

"Sir," replied the young man, "that's how I make my living."

"Young man!"

"I'm employed in the sheriffs office."


"George, you look exhausted," she said to him as he was putting on his hat and coat.