"No, sir!" said the bride, with some indignation, "this is only my third!"


She—I had a $5 bill in this dictionary yesterday and I can't find it anywhere.

He—Did you look among the Vs, dear?


"Have you ever met my sister, Louisa?"

"Yes. She's rather stout, isn't she?"

"I have another at home—Lena."


"Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer."