"Oh, I am troubled with dyspepsia."
"How can that be?"
"I got licked at school 'cause I couldn't spell it."
Mrs. Limberchin—I was so mad last night I couldn't speak.
Mr. L.—And I was away! Just my luck!
—"That Jersey murderer was clever to get off as he did, wasn't he?"
—"What was his plea—insanity?"