The Maid—I don't think so! You can't turn his incandescent lights down low.


"When were walking-sticks first invented?"

"When?"

"When Eve presented Adam with a little Cain."


"Pat," said one Catholic friend to another, "how would you like to be buried in a Protestant graveyard?"

"Faith an' I'd die first!"


—No matter how high an awning may be suspended, it is only a shade above the street.