He—You saw some old ruins while in England, I presume? She—Yes, indeed! And one of them wanted to marry me.
Cholly—Ethel Knox told me last night I wasn't over half-witted. Susie—I shouldn't feel badly about that; she never did know anything about fractions.
Mrs. Swellery—What is the matter with my husband, doctor?
Physician—Appendicitis, madam.
Mrs. S.—I am so glad. I was afraid he might have something unfashionable.
A man who drives away customers—the cabman.