Sunday School Teacher—What is meant in the parable by a "house built upon a rock?"
Sunday School Scholar—A Harlem flat.
"I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, to account for your wife's knowledge of parliamentary law."
"Great Caesar! Hasn't she been speaker of the house for the last fifteen years?"
Mr. Greathead, the landlord, says he prefers as tenants experienced chess player, because it is so seldom they move.
"You have a bad cold," he said. "I have," she replied huskily. "I am so hoarse that if you attempted to kiss me I couldn't even scream."