Fader—Nodt at all! "Imbegunious" is ven a man has got no more money, undt "inzolvent" is ven his greditors has got about all der money dey are goin' to get.
She—"Are you fond of tea?"
He—"Yes; but I like the next letter better."
It was the morning after, and he wanted a small favor.
"I admit that I am temporarily hard up," he said, "but that's because I can't realize."
"Can't realize on what?"
"On my thirst. If I could only sell that thirst for half what it cost me I'd be all right."