The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

by Unknown

EDITED BY MARSHALL P. WILDER

Volume III

Funk & Wagnalls Company
New York and London
Copyright MDCCCCVII, BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
Copyright MDCCCCXI, THE THWING COMPANY

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CONTENTS

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Arkansas Planter, An	Opie Read	[556]
Auto Rubaiyat, The	Reginald Wright Kauffman	[546]
Ballade of the "How To" Books, A	John James Davies	[416]
Bohemians of Boston, The	Gelett Burgess	[519]
Courtin', The	James Russell Lowell	[524]
Crimson Cord, The	Ellis Parker Butler	[470]
Diamond Wedding, The	Edmund Clarence Stedman	[549]
Dislikes	Oliver Wendell Holmes	[536]
Dos't o' Blues, A	James Whitcomb Riley	[486]
Dying Gag, The	James L. Ford	[569]
Elizabeth Eliza Writes a Paper	Lucretia P. Hale	[454]
Garden Ethics	Charles Dudley Warner	[425]
Genial Idiot Suggests a Comic Opera, The	John Kendrick Bangs	[504]
Hans Breitmann's Party	Charles Godfrey Leland	[446]
Hired Hand and "Ha'nts," The	E.O. Laughlin	[419]
In Elizabeth's Day	Wallace Rice	[572]
In Philistia	Bliss Carman	[567]
Letter from Home, A	Wallace Irwin	[522]
Little Mock-Man, The	James Whitcomb Riley	[540]
Little Orphant Annie	James Whitcomb Riley	[444]
Mammy's Lullaby	Strickland W. Gillilan	[542]
Maxioms	Carolyn Wells	[424]
Morris and the Honorable Tim	Myra Kelly	[488]
Mr. Stiver's Horse	James Montgomery Bailey	[464]
My First Visit to Portland	Major Jack Downing	[409]
My Sweetheart	Samuel Minturn Peck	[544]
New Version, The	W.J. Lampton	[574]
Our New Neighbors at Ponkapog	Thomas Bailey Aldrich	[403]
Plaint of Jonah, The	Robert J. Burdette	[485]
Retort, The	George P. Morris	[584]
Rhyme of the Chivalrous Shark, The	Wallace Irwin	[483]
Rollo Learning to Read	Robert J. Burdette	[448]
Selecting the Faculty	Bayard Rust Hall	[437]
Southern Sketches	Bill Arp	[575]
Tower of London, The	Artemus Ward	[528]
Traveled Donkey, A	Bert Leston Taylor	[428]
Tree-Toad, The	James Whitcomb Riley	[418]
Two Automobilists, The	Carolyn Wells	[573]
Two Business Men, The	Carolyn Wells	[583]
Two Housewives, The	Carolyn Wells	[566]
Two Ladies, The	Carolyn Wells	[548]
Two Young Men, The	Carolyn Wells	[565]
Uncle Simon and Uncle Jim	Artemus Ward	[539]
Wamsley's Automatic Pastor	Frank Crane	[511]
Wild Animals I Have Met	Carolyn Wells	[414]

COMPLETE INDEX AT THE END OF VOLUME X.

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