If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear tight shoes.
Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three—all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.—Edward Everett Hale.
TRUSTS
A trust is known by the companies it keeps.—Ellis O. Jones.
TOMPKINS—"Ventley has received a million dollars for his patent egg dating machine. You know it is absolutely interference-proof, and dates correctly and indelibly as the egg is being laid."
DEWLEY—"Is the machine on the market yet?"
TOMKINS—"Oh, my no! and it won't be on the market. The patent was bought by the Cold Storage Trust."