"Well, don't be in a hurry. I can't wait on both of you at once," snapped the clerk.
ASPIRING VOCALIST—"Professor, do you think I will ever be able to do anything with my voice?"
PERSPIRING TEACHER—"Well it might come in handy in case of fire or shipwreck."—Cornell Widow.
The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice,
An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice.
—Byron.
WAGES
"Me gotta da good job," said Pictro, as he gave the monkey a little more line after grinding out on his organ a selection from "Santa Lucia." "Getta forty dollar da month and eata myself; thirty da month if da boss eata me."