"Father," said a little boy, "had Solomon seven hundred wives?"
"I believe so, my son," said the father.
"Well, father, was he the man who said, 'Give me liberty or give me death?'"—Town Topics.
A charitable lady was reading the Old Testament to an aged woman who lived at the home for old people, and chanced upon the passage concerning Solomon's household.
"Had Solomon really seven hundred wives?" inquired the old woman, after reflection.
"Oh, yes, Mary! It is so stated in the Bible."
"Lor', mum!" was the comment. "What privileges them early Christians had!"
CASEY—"Now, phwat wu'u'd ye do in a case loike thot?"