"'You crazy nigger, you don't know what you do want. What made you change your mind again?'
"'Well, boss, Ah been thinkin' it over an' Ah jes' 'lowed dar wasn't fifty cents wuth ob diff'runce in dem two niggers.'"
A wife is a woman who is expected to purchase without means, and sew on buttons before they come off.
"What are you cutting out of the paper?"
"About a California man securing a divorce because his wife went through his pockets."
"What are you going to do with it?"
"Put it in my pocket."