—George B. Morewood.
MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story is to be one of those modern advanced girls who have ideas of their own and don't want to get married."
THE COLONEL (politely)-"Ah, indeed, I don't think I ever met that type."—Life.
You are a dear, sweet girl,
God bless you and keep you—
Wish I could afford to do so.
Here's to man—he can afford anything he can get. Here's to woman—she can afford anything that she can get a man to get for her.—George Ade.